Pink is Jewish!: The top 30 Jewish musicians in the world, as per Billboard

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Pink is Jewish! So is Paula Abdul! And so is Robert Zimmerman! Well, we knew that last one already, though Bobby prefers to be addressed by his WASP-yer Irish poet pseudonym.

Billboard just printed a numerical ranking of the pop music industry’s 30 most popular Jewish musicians. It’s an amazingly varied, if occasionally fanciful list.

Plenty to chew on in this week of miracles. Fire up the Shamash, spin Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and dig the festival of lights.