Now Rand Paul rips off Chris Brown

(AP photo)

(AP photo)


While self-acknowledged plagiarist Sen. Rand Paul has learned how to change enough words to move beyond cut-and-paste stealing. But that still doesn’t mean he has forgotten how to recognize and lift a winning strategy when they see it. Toggle between Rand’s recent statements and self-acknowledged physical abuser/rapper Chris Brown and it’s like deja vu over and over and over again.Chris Brown

Rand Paul: “I’m just not going to put up with people casting aspersions on my character.”
Chris Brown: “Can’t take advice from 2 buff chicks when one can’t stand to look at herself without plastic surgery and the other is forever on his period.”

Rand Paul: “This is really about information and attacks coming from haters. The person who’s leading this attack — she’s been spreading hate on me for about three years now.”
Chris Brown: “Thanks for the publicity. Your insecurities are manifested by your hatred. Princess Perez and wicked witch Wendy.”

Rand Paul: “But I think I’m being unfairly targeted by a bunch of hacks and haters. And I’m just not going to put up with people casting aspersions on my character.”
Chris Brown: “Hate all u want becuz I got a GRAMMY now! That’s the ultimate FUCK OFF!”

Rand Paul: “And like I say. . .if dueling were legal in Kentucky, if they keep it up, you know, it would be a duel challenge.”
Chris Brown: “I’m not down with that gay shit. . .I feel like boxing.”

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