Why do Paul and Artie treat each other like that?

Such beautiful harmony; such a deep connection; such a long friendship. And such rampant, bitter bitchiness. Even Columbia Record’s very first official bio — January, 1966 — detailed the history of Simon and Garfunkel’s feuds. Fifty years later they’re back to not speaking to one another. Wha ‘appen?

Homeward Bound
The Life of Paul Simon

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If I jump in the water will you hold me down?: A small adventure in the modern south

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Woke up in Greenville, SC yesterday and went out for a walk down the long and pretty Swamp Rabbit Trail, a riverside path they’ve made from an old railway. The weird part didn’t happen til I was nearly back to the hotel.

Greenville is an old but thriving mid-sized city full of cool old-style stuff (BBQ like you wouldn’t believe, pillared white buildings etc) and so it bustles and twangs like the new south of your dreams; the modern Peace Arts Center right alongside a re-purposed factory that looks over the Reedy river, and you can follow the river for quite some time on the path and this is what I was doing, just a little sweatily, of a sunny, early autumn morning, alongside the joggers and walkers, the cyclists and stroller-pushers. A fine moment to be alive. For most of us.

Near the stairs back up to the street this sandy-haired fellow, desert camo jacket, torn jeans, inky finger tattoos and a crooked grin on his face caught my eye. Hey man, he said. Could you do me a favor? I gave him that ‘….ohhh-kaaay….keep talking” look.

“Man, if I jump in the river could you hold me down?”

Did I hear him right? I’ve subjected myself to a lot of high-volume music over the decades and so a certain percentage of conversation goes over my smiling and nodding head. But this seemed like something I wanted to make sure I’d heard correctly. So excuse me, what?

“I was wonderin if I like jump into the river here–” he waved a hand. “–if I did that, could you just come in and hold me down under the water.”

Have you read Flannery O’Connor? I have, along with Faulkner, Peter Taylor, Tennessee Williams and half a hundred other gothic southern writers. I love that shit.

But I still wasn’t going to jump into the river to drown this man, no matter how sweetly he asked. I had, I told him as kindly as I could, somewhere I needed to be. He absorbed that for a second then laughed.

“Aww, I was just fuckin’ with ya!”

Job done, I guess. We shared an awkward smile and kept moving in opposite directions; one of us into the light, the other to somewhere a few shades darker. I’ll leave it to the angels to decide who’s going where.

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Live From New York! It’s Paul Simon!

Little known fact: Paul Simon played a significant role in the 1975 founding of Saturday Night Live. He’s been best friends with Lorne Michaels ever since and the musician’s sense of humor is part of the forty-two year-old show’s DNA. Who knew? This trailer for Homeward Bound, that’s who!

American Tunes: Paul Simon’s National Anthems

For a guy who barely ever writes explicitly about America, Paul Simon’s music says a lot about who we are, where we came from and where we’re going. Check out the latest Homeward Bound trailer!

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#henryholt

What did Artie Garfunkel do, anyway?

 

 

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More than you think, probably. And so check this out: another in a series of video trailers for “Outward Bound: The Life of Paul Simon.” Shot, directed and edited by Mikel Chase, these film-lets are chock full-o fun and little known info from the book!

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#henryholt
#simonandgarfunkel